Diario de CrashtestDawnie, 04 sep. 18

My favorite veggie 

makes you pee smell funny, i get a giggle, but i LOVE asparagus  

Yummy 

Mmm - might have to pick some up - love it!  

I dislike asparagus immensely but if you looked away I’d be stealing that meat! Make my stomach growl just looking at it. Hang on, need to go get a napkin to wipe the drool from my chin 😊. 

😂😂😂 hands off!! Lol I could eat pulled pork just about everyday 🤤🤤🤤 

Uhh sure.. hey what’s that over there?? Did Santa come early? (Am I being successful at distracting you??) A lot of the pulled pork I’ve had tends to be dry. My uncle is decent at getting it moist but even the bbq place has dry pork. Pulled brisket is dry as well though.  

😂😂😂 this is a pre made sauceless kind. But I know what you mean. Sometimes I get it at a restaurant and it’ll be really dry. It’s usually because it’s old. But I’ve made it and over cooked it. I think I had the temp a lill too high for the size I was cooking. I cook mine in the oven.  

Just LOOKIN' at this... I feel a food coma comin' on, y'all! Have mercy!