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This made me laugh out loud so I had to share. Wish this woman had been MY Mom.
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH............
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, And I'm wearing it, she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another Occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear...I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''
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Oh, how I roared! Fab! Thank you for sharing.
23 jul. 13 por el miembro: loveladybug
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23 jul. 13 por el miembro: Char60
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23 jul. 13 por el miembro: skirch97
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A gracious b***h... that's what I'm striving to be!
23 jul. 13 por el miembro: Ruhu
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23 jul. 13 por el miembro: CollyMP
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LOL This made me laugh so suddenly out loud that I scared the heck out of my ancient, sleeping cat, who promptly fell off my bookshelf! Thank you for that! (Err, for the laugh, not for helping me to give my cat a coronary, heh.)
23 jul. 13 por el miembro: RavenSoul69
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I love this! Thanks so much.
23 jul. 13 por el miembro: sw21204
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Absolute classic - thanks for sharing :)
23 jul. 13 por el miembro: sarahsmum
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23 jul. 13 por el miembro: sailorgrl
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23 jul. 13 por el miembro: Neptunebch
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24 jul. 13 por el miembro: Rubie-sue
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Read it again this morning, and it's just as funny.
24 jul. 13 por el miembro: sarahsmum
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24 jul. 13 por el miembro: just_chillin76
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It made me smile and mentally gave a 'heh, heh, heh!' Got to love that kind of conniving... gracious, indeed! :)
24 jul. 13 por el miembro: Mom2Boxers
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So cute!! Loved it!! Happy Wednesday Bella!!
24 jul. 13 por el miembro: chattycathy1955
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Brilliant. Who says you need to making a huge noise to get your point across lol
24 jul. 13 por el miembro: elk2804
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EXCELLENT!!! I needed a good laugh today. I know I'm catching up on your journals but this was the perfect thing for me THIS MORNING!!
26 jul. 13 por el miembro: Sweet Ce
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